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TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 27, 2011 Tips for dominating your fantasy hockey draft   With the start of the regular season just nine days away, hockey fans will be gathering in basements, pubs and boardrooms across North America this week for their annual fantasy hockey drafts. No doubt thousands of fans are tweaking their cheat sheets at this very moment, most likely while they’re supposed to be working. But while a spreadsheet full of stats and projections may be nice, it won’t help you take home the winner’s prize money unless you back it up with a top-notch draft night strategy. If your fantasy league is drafting this week, here are some tips to keep in mind to help you come away with your best roster ever: When forecasting year-end point totals, don’t forget to factor in that every player in the league is expected to miss at least 20 games this season due to suspensions from Brendan Shanahan. Just because a player has never had more than 25 points in a season is no reason not to draft him just as highly as players who regularly score twice that, according to Kyle Turris’s agent. Make sure you understand your league’s structure and are clear on terminology. A head-to-head league is a lot of fun and is run by fans who enjoy direct competition with fellow owners. An elbow-to-head league is less fun and is run by Matt Cooke. When it’s time to collect everyone’s $20 for the prize pool, ask Terry Pegula if he’d be willing to kick in an extra $10 million up front for no reason. He usually agrees to that. Sure, Sidney Crosby may have a serious head injury, but if he’s on your roster just go ahead and put him back in the lineup anyways. It might land you a job on the Penguins’ medical staff. Remember, your draft is one of the most important days of the year in terms of building a successful team. So tell those troops in Afghanistan sorry, they’re just going to have a pick a time that’s more convenient for you. For extra NHL authenticity, remind everyone in the first round of your draft to waste everyone’s time with long-winded congratulations to last year’s champion and their thanks to whoever is hosting this year’s event. Just for fun, take Paul Bissonnette in the last round then send him a message about it on Twitter. He’ll probably find that every bit as hilarious as he did the first 500 times it happened. As much fun as a fantasy league can be, never lose sight of the fact that the players you’re drafting are more than just names in a row on a spreadsheet. They’re also characters from your favourite hockey video game. To help you be on top of your game consider bringing a healthy mid-draft snack like some fresh fruit, unless you’re in London, Ont. in which case some loser fan will probably provide some for you. A “sleeper” is a player capable of putting up big numbers, but who remains unknown to most fans. To find one, try building a time machine and traveling back to before we had the Internet. Anaheim Ducks star Corey Perry had 50 goals, 48 assists, 109 PIM and a +9 rating last year, but don’t expect him to duplicate those stats this season; he’ll probably end up with more or less in at least one of those categories. No matter how many hilarious one-liners those Canucks fans in your league make during the draft, it’s still considered poor form to turn to them and say “Wow, you guys are a riot”. Jarome Iginla should be at the center of any decent draft strategy. Actually, that’s not true – I just wanted to be the first hockey writer to ever use “Jarome Iginla” and “decent” and “center” in the same sentence. A magnum addition: just because Henrik Lundqvist is no longer on the Behind the Mask squad (and oddly enough, has undoubtedly renounced any link to Mexican heritage within his strong Swedish roots), it doesn’t mean I can’t continue to say “rangers” at every pick our proud Latin American friend makes in this year’s coming auction and entry drafts. I can’t wait until October 3. Until then, there’s some more exciting NHL pre-season games to watch, featuring players we’ll all salivate at the mouth about and that will quickly be returned to their respective AHL/WHL/OHL/QJMHL/ECHL/KHL squad once someone bids $4,000,000 on them. To all of you, good luck!

I’ve been asked to clarify the following rule, so here it is – it can also be seen in the rulebook page (see top menu bar): 6. No access granted to “full” teams, notably those with 12 forwards, 6 defense, 2 goalies, to the auction draft. What this means is that a team with a full squad of 12-6-2 CANNOT BRING UP A PLAYER FOR AUCTION AT THE AUCTION DRAFT, as has been the case since the very beginning. If a player is brought up by another GM (assuming that team can in fact bring up such a player, where he has less than 12 forwards, 6 defense or 2 goalies, and brings up a player of the position that he is lacking in only), a “full” team can bid on that player, on condition that he has sufficient draft picks to cover the additional player and to be able to drop the latest pick as a result.

In compiling this list, I started with the highest projected point getters in the year to come, and worked my way under the $60 million cap by eliminating the highest paid players one by one and replacing them with cheaper options at nearly the same production. Notable exclusions are the big names we always see at the top of the rankings, but despite all that, the following is the first ever recorded SFHL Dream Team, which can, on paper, outpoint our most recent title-winner’s team by more than 400 pts in the coming season: Goaltenders: Carey Price, Old No. 7 Pekka Rinne, Punishers Defensemen: Kris Letang, Crazy8 Shea Weber, Black Sox Tobias Enstrom, Crazy8 Drew Doughty, Assman Lubomir Visnovsky, Rockers Keith Yandle, Magnum Forwards: Daniel Sedin, Quebec Habitants Steven Stamkos, Mr. Motorboat Corey Perry, Hot Liquid Nicklas Backstrom, Old No. 7 Patrick Kane, Patriots Claude Giroux, Rockers Zach Parise, Goodfellas John Tavares, Mr. Motorboat Matt Duchene, Old No. 7 Bobby Ryan, Hot Liquid Patrick Marleau, Old No. 7 Jeff Carter, Quebec Habitants