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Magnum Buyouts!

January 21, 2010 magnum 0

On the heels of a shocking announcement by Bob Gainey to buy out Georges Laracque’s contract at season’s end, Magnum Hockey Club are proud to announce the dropping of the following players to the lower ranks of the ASFHL, or the Assinine Salame Fantasy Hockey League, where other clowns reside: Keith Ballard, you almost took off your goalie’s head, you are banished Tom Wandell, you are a mere waste of space, flee Mathieu Perreault, go dwell in the cellar Nathan Gerbe, grow a few inches and we’ll talk Salary return = (1,212,500 + 878,571 + 500,000 + 950,000)/2 = 1,770,535

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GF/MAG Trade

January 7, 2010 magnum 0

Magnum and Goodfellas have broken the 2010 trading ice on this the 7th day of January, 2009, by announcing the following: To Magnum: HL 2nd round in 2010 ON7 5th round in 2010 To Goodfellas: Adrian Aucoin ASS 3rd round in 2010 Posted January 7, 2010 @ 10:58pm

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Magnum Trade Discussions

January 3, 2010 magnum 0

First and foremost, happy new year to everyone in the SFHL, may 2010 bring you all much success with your teams, whether it be for rebuilding purposes or for chasing the 2010 title. As always, may I wish you all the very best this year in health, happiness and prosperity. Now onto my announcement: anyone requiring depth defensemen can make me an offer for either one or two of the defensemen currently on my team, on the condition that depth forward(s) and/or draft picks is received. In an effort to smooth along the process, please note that if you wish to drop a player in the coming weeks and are thinking of offering him in a trade, it will not likely be successful. My current response to the ever-present “what do you want for this guy” email is “top six forward.” Also, please advise that this is merely a question of re-positioning as I have a glut of defensemen and not enough forwards. There will be no charity offerings, firesales, or giveaways. Also, as I have noted in the past, I will no longer accept “Who do you want for this guy” offers, and much in the same way, I will not be making the same kind of offers to others, out of continuing respect for the trading environment. Furthermore, if anyone believes the forward for United States a defenseman offer to not suit their needs, I would gladly like to offer 2 decent defensemen for 1 in the situation that such would arise. Thank you all for your time, and good day, Giulio Iaconi CEO Magnum Hockey inc. & International Amateur Scouting Experts Ltd