Trade gates open, but read the BITCH list first….

Hello my fellow GMs, I have come to a very difficult decision. Although I know the season is still young I have evaluated my team and have decided to give in to the multiple requests for my players. The trade gates are open and almost no one will be spared. Be warned I will not be easy to deal with, I thought I could make a run this year and it doesn’t look like that will happen so I’m pissed. To help you in making offers I have come up with the following “Bitch” scale indicating how much of a bitch it will be to get a certain player from me. Should you choose to send an offer understand that nothing will be given away.

Here is the “Bitch” scale in order of irritation;

Level 1 – “Going for a pot of coffee at the office and its empty”

Curtis Glencross

Matt Cullen

Pascal Dupris

Paul Martin

Level 2 – “Damn I missed the bus”

Guillaume Latendresse

Antoine Vermette

Dan Cleary

Dan Girardi

Jake Gardiner

Level 3 – “Stepping in dog shit”

Mikael Backlund

Jason Demers

Dwayne Roloson

Level 4 – “Running late and stuck in traffic on the 40”

Stephan Weiss

Mikhail Grabovski

Ryan Callahan

Artem Anisimov

Marek Zidlicky

Level 5 – “Your girlfriend/wife with her period”

Martin Havlat

Dan Boyle

Level 6 – “Your gf/wife on her period after you accidently implied she looked fat in those jeans”

Thomas Vanek

Nicklas Backstrom

Matt Duchene

Jemie Benn

Duncan Keith

Carey Price

There you have the Bitch list, everyone can be discussed, but that doesn’t mean everyone will be traded.