Trade Market

FORWARDS Wojtek Wolski $3,090,000 Mattias Tedenby $1,430,000 Peter Regin $1,270,000 Patrick O’Sullivan $1,060,000 Daymond Langkow $500,000 DEFENSEMEN Tomas Kaberle $3,530,000 Dennis Seidenberg $2,200,000 Dan Hamhuis $1,470,000 Trevor Daley $1,350,000 Jared Spurgeon $1,300,000 Justin Faulk $1,300,000 GOALIES Evgeni Nabokov $2,100,000 Mike Smith $1,650,000 Jonas Gustavsson $700,000

Im looking to trade one of my D (Yes even Green!) for a forward, listening to all offers. Will reply to those of interest.

Make your offers gentlemen.

For all those thinking it, no, I am not tanking. I am tinkering. The following is a bitch list and a list of requireds for each if you wish to make a pitch: Martin St. Louis – perennial 90 pt guy and super consistent about production and games played. I’m looking for a good keeper forward and a depth forward that plays top six minutes, on a normal basis. Normal meaning he’s in the top six nearly permanently and not due to injury to someone better. Teemu Selanne – the flash is not showing his age even at 41, and is on pace for 74 pts at this point. I’ll humor any offer for him but I will not accept waiver wire pick-ups as trade bait. Joffrey Lupul – on pace for 81 pts on Kessel and Connolly’s line, i’m looking for anything from a top six forward and a pick to a depth forward and a decent d-man. Sergei Gonchar – on pace for 57 pts, and producing despite the boos. Can help complement anyone’s lack in defensive depth. Looking for whatever is made available, as long as it’s not waiver-wire material. Cheaper d-men producing at a shorter clip are most welcome. John Carlson – starting slowly in a shutdown role but has gained even more ice-time with Green doing his best impression of Marian Gaborik. Anyone rebuilding young with players like Taylor Hall and RNH should want to complement their roster with this young sophomore who will likely enter stardom soon enough. I’m looking for a d-man that is a producer and that is not helping a tanker’s chances right now. More expensive? No problem. Carlson has had a 37 pt season and is going to be part of the Green-Carlson 1-2 punch for years to come on the Caps’ PP.

Please make your offers.

I would like to trade one of the 2 goalies by midnight tonight. If interested, make me an offer.

Boys – some of you need keepers. Make your offers, they are playing well, and they’re low on salary. Nikolai Khabibulin $1,700,000 – 5GP, 3W, 2OTL, 1 SO, 0.97 GAA Mike Smith $1,650,000 – 5GP, 2W, 2L, 1OTL Evgeni Nabokov $2,100,000 – 2GP, 1W, 1L They are ranked in order of highest asking price…

Hello my fellow GMs, I have come to a very difficult decision. Although I know the season is still young I have evaluated my team and have decided to give in to the multiple requests for my players. The trade gates are open and almost no one will be spared. Be warned I will not be easy to deal with, I thought I could make a run this year and it doesn’t look like that will happen so I’m pissed. To help you in making offers I have come up with the following “Bitch” scale indicating how much of a bitch it will be to get a certain player from me. Should you choose to send an offer understand that nothing will be given away. Here is the “Bitch” scale in order of irritation; Level 1 – “Going for a pot of coffee at the office and its empty” Curtis Glencross Matt Cullen Pascal Dupris Paul Martin Level 2 – “Damn I missed the bus” Guillaume Latendresse Antoine Vermette Dan Cleary Dan Girardi Jake Gardiner Level 3 – “Stepping in dog shit” Mikael Backlund Jason Demers Dwayne Roloson Level 4 – “Running late and stuck in traffic on the 40” Stephan Weiss Mikhail Grabovski Ryan Callahan Artem Anisimov Marek Zidlicky Level 5 – “Your girlfriend/wife with her period” Martin Havlat Dan Boyle Level 6 – “Your gf/wife on her period after you accidently implied she looked fat in those jeans” Thomas Vanek Nicklas Backstrom Matt Duchene Jemie Benn Duncan Keith Carey Price There you have the Bitch list, everyone can be discussed, but that doesn’t mean everyone will be traded.

Hey hombres,   if you need an undisputed #1 goalie, Craig Anderson is available, and i’m not looking for a G coming back. looking for players, highish picks. Picks will depend on player. If the player coming back is good enough, won’t even ask for pick. Gracias.   Machete Petti