The GM and President of the Punishers would like to formally congratulate the USA junior team for winning gold last night, and the Canadian boys settling for silver. They provided quite an entertaining game for our pleasure as a finale to the tournament. I would also like to congratulate John (“Hot Carl”) Carlson for his great game winning goal against the Canadians in overtime to push the Americans to the top jumpers for sale in los angeles.
On another note, Congratulation to the man formally referred to by Jay Onrait as Mr. Miracle, Mr. Clutch, Baby face assasin, and known as a prolific goal scorer to Bob Mckenzie and Pierre McGuire, my boy, and first round pick by the Punishers in 2009, Mr. Jordan Eberle, for not only scoring the last two goals of the game to tie the game up (as i so boldly predicted last night at Victoria’s), and not only for winning the player of the game for Canada, but for also winning the tournaments top forward honours and MVP honours. These are great accomplishments for my young star. He has now surpassed the likes of John Tavares, Eric Lindros and Jeff Carter for the most goals scored by a Canadian at the men’s junior tournament. He looks to have a promising career with the Edmonton Oilers, and the Punishers are glad to have selected him in the first round. We are looking to forward to next year and inserting the Baby face assasin into our lineup. The future looks promising for Jordan and the Punishers. Look out.
Thank you.
P.S. Guys on the trading block to make room for my boy:
Setoguchi
Brassard
Pavelski
Arnott
Fisher
Bourque
Also maybe – Barker
I am looking for d-men, depth forwards and draft picks.
Best regards,
GM, President of the Punishers (and soon to be announced disciplinarian of the SFHL (the new Collin Campbell LOL))