The $60,000,000 Dream Team

In compiling this list, I started with the highest projected point getters in the year to come, and worked my way under the $60 million cap by eliminating the highest paid players one by one and replacing them with cheaper options at nearly the same production. Notable exclusions are the big names we always see at the top of the rankings, but despite all that, the following is the first ever recorded SFHL Dream Team, which can, on paper, outpoint our most recent title-winner’s team by more than 400 pts in the coming season:

Goaltenders:
Carey Price, Old No. 7
Pekka Rinne, Punishers

Defensemen:
Kris Letang, Crazy8
Shea Weber, Black Sox
Tobias Enstrom, Crazy8
Drew Doughty, Assman
Lubomir Visnovsky, Rockers
Keith Yandle, Magnum

Forwards:
Daniel Sedin, Quebec Habitants
Steven Stamkos, Mr. Motorboat
Corey Perry, Hot Liquid
Nicklas Backstrom, Old No. 7
Patrick Kane, Patriots
Claude Giroux, Rockers
Zach Parise, Goodfellas
John Tavares, Mr. Motorboat
Matt Duchene, Old No. 7
Bobby Ryan, Hot Liquid
Patrick Marleau, Old No. 7
Jeff Carter, Quebec Habitants